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Strife Phoenix Acerbus Vindictum	Posted - 2007.07.11 08:44:00 - [1] Hai gaiz! I fail as a pirate. But this story is still funny, I laughed all the way back into highsec at my own miserable attempt. Basically, I thought I'd take my little blastercursus out for a spin in lowsec and solo kill something. Jump into the first .3 system I find and set some safespots up but local is empty so I go to the next system, same thing there and another jump. Here I find several people in local, after creating some safespots I decide to scan them down and I find a lonely Celestis in a belt. I decide to take him out so I warp in, approach target, activate ab, lock and warpscramble and start firing. He starts defending himself rather than focus on the rats he were killing but I'm either to close or to fast for his guns. My small blasters slowly eat his tank away and he pops while I'm still at 50% armour. As I didn't see the mail icon flashing I knew the damn rats stole my KM so I go for his pod (I want a KM dammit), lock it and scram, and then my tank breaks to the rats that now saw fit to kill me as well. I warp off to a safespot to repair a bit before going back for the loot (which wasn't any good at all). Now the sledgehammer of stupidity smack me in the head. I warp to station thinking I shall dock and get more ammo and stuff only to get popped by the sentries. Yeah, I know you get killed by sentries in lowsec when global flagged but since I've lived in highsec and .0 only travelling through lowsec I forgot that it is not only gates that have sentries but stations as well. The worst thing was that the dude I poped was on the my KM as aiding the sentries I went back home in my pod laughing at my own stupidity. New day and new adventures Yarr.. ? ACERBUS-VINDICTUM - Revelare Pecunia!
Strife Phoenix Acerbus Vindictum	Posted - 2007.07.11 09:20:00 - [2] I don't call myself a pirate just yet. I still have positive secstatus, however had I got that pod instead of having to warp out I'd be a yellow SOB now :( ACERBUS-VINDICTUM - Revelare Pecunia!
Strife Phoenix Acerbus Vindictum	Posted - 2007.07.11 09:21:00 - [3] Edited by: Strife Phoenix on 11/07/2007 09:23:13 Originally by: DarkElf At least it was a cheap loss Yeah.. I like fighting in frigs, it is fun. However I'm not afraid of bringing in larger craft if I intend to do some real damage. ACERBUS-VINDICTUM - Revelare Pecunia!
Strife Phoenix Acerbus Vindictum	Posted - 2007.07.11 09:37:00 - [4] Haha.. now that was funny :D ACERBUS-VINDICTUM - Revelare Pecunia!

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